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It’s the one year anniversary of spending all of the commission. Send something nice to commemorate.

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$2.00

A special thank you to that seller that actually made the bed, put their dishes away and hid their “massager.”

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$2.00

A funny thank you for anyone with a sense of humor! So skip the engineers on this one.

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$2.00

You spent 8 months showing them homes, condos and rentals. Let’s celebrate the one year anniversary of them finally making a decision.

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$2.00

ChatGPT may write your MLS descriptions but here’s what happens when your Realtor writes a birthday greeting.

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$2.00

A new headshot you say? Why? No amount of Rogaine will bring back this stunning lettuce.

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$2.00

It was 1992 and you were at the mall. Now this Glamour Shot cements your legacy in the headshot HOF.

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$2.00

If Zillow were to guess your age at the carnival, you’d own that coveted Def Leppard mirror. A birthday Zestimate for your friends.

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$2.00

Congratulations! Now that you are a homeowner here’s the things you should know…

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$2.00

It’s a girl or a boy! It doesn’t matter, soon it will mean a bigger house.

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$2.00

You came to my open house with 5 minutes left and talked for 30 minutes never mentioning your mom was an agent. Thank you anyway.

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$2.00

A special thanks for your mortgage lender that has asked you to lunch 12 times this month.

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$2.00

Agent referrals are the best! Let them know how much you appreciated the referral.

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$2.00

A special message for the most important homeowner of all, the dog!

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$2.00

Highest and Best

(variety pack of 20 cards for all occasions.)

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$37.99

Your million dollar cash buyer just rolled up in a Kia Soul

(variety pack of 20 of our best sellers)

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37.99

Your mom decided to list with someone else

(Birthday cards for her and more! Pack of 20 cards.)

Price:

37.99

What’s this mystery key in my pocket?

(Birthday cards for him and more! Pack of 20 cards.)

Price:

37.99

“Success in real estate starts with a smile.”

The Funny Agent Story

Would you like to have more fun with your marketing? Turn laughter into listings and funny into money or just bring a little more joy into someone’s life. You’ve come to the right place!

My name is Daniel DeCapua and I believe in the power of humor and human connection in building a successful real estate career.

When I started my career in real estate I was broke. How broke? I did most of my banking at the Coinstar machine. I once tried to pay my rent in Kohl’s cash. I even bounced a check at the Dollar Tree. Okay, you get the point.

I did have one thing that would turn out to be my saving grace. Humor. Having spent over a decade as a stand up comedian in clubs, colleges and cruise ships I was able to apply some unique tools to my real estate career. I’ve shared those lessons with agents across the country and assisted in building successful businesses for my peers and members of my real estate team;

Would you like to have more fun with your marketing? Turn laughter into listings and funny into money or just bring a little more joy into someone’s life. You’ve come to the right place!

My name is Daniel DeCapua and I believe in the power of humor and human connection in building a successful real estate career.

When I started my career in real estate I was broke. How broke? I did most of my banking at the Coinstar machine. I once tried to pay my rent in Kohl’s cash. I even bounced a check at the Dollar Tree. Okay, you get the point.

I did have one thing that would turn out to be my saving grace. Humor. Having spent over a decade as a stand up comedian in clubs, colleges and cruise ships I was able to apply some unique tools to my real estate career. I’ve shared those lessons with agents across the country and assisted in building successful businesses for my peers and members of my real estate team;

customized orders over $100

Customized orders will contain agents name, headshot (if uploaded) and contact information on the back of the card.

Max. file size: 100 MB.
Max. file size: 100 MB.

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All cards are $2

*Minimum order is 10 cards